Saturday, March 15, 2003
Come one, come all.
My dog is sniffing my shoe.
Fun-ness!
Today my mommie-dearest took me to Macomb Mall. I had to interview "retail associates" (basically the people who are cashiers at places like DEB *that goes out to Jessica* and the Gap.
So i made some fun appointments for during the week...
::makes angry conehead noise::
"'nuff said"
My dog is sniffing my shoe.
Fun-ness!
Today my mommie-dearest took me to Macomb Mall. I had to interview "retail associates" (basically the people who are cashiers at places like DEB *that goes out to Jessica* and the Gap.
So i made some fun appointments for during the week...
::makes angry conehead noise::
"'nuff said"
Friday, March 14, 2003
what the fuck, i feel so internet equipped. nobody's going to read this shit anyway, so i'm not quite sure why i'm doing it. People always complain about bloggers, and now i belong to the elite club. WOWSA!!!!!
so what can i bitch about today? well.... today during science class *oooooo science class* that stupid asshole (let's call him "bob") "Bob" accused me of calling him a stupid asshole. and i'm like "what the fuck?" i, of course, consider him a stupid asshole, but have enough decency to not go around expressing my valued opinion. he says "i heard that you hate me just because you didn't make second suburb and i did." what a stupid asshole! i mean, of course that's true, but i have other reasons to hate him.
and then "Bob" says, "but i'm a funny stupid asshole, aren't i!!!" \
what the fuck. no you aren't, "Bob." stop flattering yourself! i'm not even sure why you're in second suburb. you're mean and hurtful and... mean and hurtful. so there! ::smiles in triumph::
oh well. i got him to believe my innocence.
another succesful day....
so what can i bitch about today? well.... today during science class *oooooo science class* that stupid asshole (let's call him "bob") "Bob" accused me of calling him a stupid asshole. and i'm like "what the fuck?" i, of course, consider him a stupid asshole, but have enough decency to not go around expressing my valued opinion. he says "i heard that you hate me just because you didn't make second suburb and i did." what a stupid asshole! i mean, of course that's true, but i have other reasons to hate him.
and then "Bob" says, "but i'm a funny stupid asshole, aren't i!!!" \
what the fuck. no you aren't, "Bob." stop flattering yourself! i'm not even sure why you're in second suburb. you're mean and hurtful and... mean and hurtful. so there! ::smiles in triumph::
oh well. i got him to believe my innocence.
another succesful day....
